Thursday, April 30, 2009

Nothing says nerd like a black leather duffel bag.
Wow this chick is way fucked up on something. May not be booze. This rules.
It looks like this woman hasn't washed her crazy hair in like a month. And she, like me, keeps commenting on people getting on the bus.
This is one of those times i wished i had a camera phone you everyone could see the get-up this crazy woman is rockin.
Also, 3 black dudes on the bus. Including the driver. Now We're talking. This as a good day to be on the bus.
Woah, remember crazy bus rider gold? She's back! And riding! She sounds drunk! Yeah!
Black dude on the bus. Rocks rough and stuff with his afro puffs.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Two out of work worker dudes are fascinating me right now. One is a total bullshitter. The other lets him.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Just noticed the sweet egyptian tat the dude across from me has.
I forget how much kids like to jump off busses. Almost got tackled.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Sick. The dude in front of me is cleaning shit out from his teeth. And i saw it. He diggin in his nose too.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Woah, old prospector just hopped on.
Dammit! Bus rider gold! Crazy lady with giant pink oversized kid shades did not get on the bus. Bummer.
Some goofy looking stoner kid is wearing a really bad southwestern motifed bandana...lots of pink and tourquoise.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The 830 northbound is lame. Its all zoobs getting out of class. The most unexciting bus ride ever.
This girl in front of me is singlehandedly bringing back baby blue eyeshadow.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Ok, so the shouter is now spitting out the bus window on average about twice a block. Like a fifteen yr old. He's probably 38.
So some asshole is shouting at people off the bus. I doubt he knew the guy, but shouted the name 'andy' regardless.
Well, hello meth head!
A toothless father time in a sweet camelhair sportcoat shuffled back to the seat next to me. Mothballs.
The guy behind me talking on his phone is excited that his friend is listening to green day. Wasn't the excitement over for them in 1995?

Monday, April 20, 2009

I can always count on you, transit station, to bring me subject matter.
People need to stop driving their cars and ride the bus so i have something to write about.
Juggalo sighting. Off bus, but he was totally scary...bad taste scares me
First one on the bus!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Everybody looks beat. And no characters. Lame. Squaresville here we come.
Pretty sure most of there people are cylons
Wolf pack just hopped on the bus. No, not scouts, scary girls...
Meth head is walkin funny today.
Someday i will have the balls to talk to one of these hot little asian girls. Fuck language barriers. And fuck their goofy asian bf's.
The dude in front of me doesn't look like he has enough muscles in his skinny neck to hold up that giant head. The miracle of nature...
Wilford brimley!
Fifteen minutes early to the bus stop. An hour late to work. Even trade i think...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I'm not riding the bus home, i'm going to get food at the smoking apple in lindon with Erin, Errin, and vegor.
If bob denver rode the bus in the late 90's as a nu metal scene dude...uncanny...
Woah! Meth head with homemade haircut! Good one!
Wondering where all the hobos are with this weather. Esp the will ferrel lookalike that never has a belt/underwear
The zumie's/urban outfitter poster boy has arrived...
I'm only half wondering what this crazy old lady just said to me

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

p a straight face. Do kids here not know how to make a comeback? He's looking like a bitch in front of his girl.
led. Funny thing about about the idiots in the back is that they keep goofing on the kid in front of me...cmd he keep telling the girl next to him to kee
h. This is all in the back of the bus. The front is overtaken by zoob dudes who will scowl if they have to give up their seats to old people or the disab
A couple of black folks on the bus. Probaly thinking They're in a nightmare sitcom. The bus is full of a bunch of loud ass white kids trying to talk toug

mobile blogging?

hell yes. my favorite thing ever is the dopes on the bus. and now you're gonna get to read about what i see. my phone doesn't have a camera so use your damn imagination, assuming there's any left!