Pretty sure the guy on the bus next to me has his shoes on backwards

Wow, a real live pinhead. wearing blu-blockers. Could be a good day after all.

This bus smells like malt liquor. Great, now i'm homesick.

Oh man, i love real nerds.

Old dude just got on the bus with a rape whistle.

Bus driver just laughed at this chick that dropped off into the slush while getting on the bus.

The most annoying dude on earth is talking to his nephew. By the looks on the faces of the people around me i could probably get away with socking him